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Rex Bernard

This is one of my funnest tunes. What can I say? It's really true! Men are race cars. Women are traffic lights.

 
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--- She's Like A Stoplight ---

In her halter top and her cute flipflops
She's smilin' and talkin' to me non-stop
I think I have a clue she wants a ride.
My racecar's ready and rarin' to go
To take her to heaven and back real slow
OH dear GOD don't let her change her mind
But she's a woman and I know her kind…

She's like a stoplight and a go light and a "I don't know light"
When she's green she's really into me.
With my pedal to the metal I hope she don't turn yellow.
'Cause there's no way I can stop this screamin' machine.

She's soft and sweet not one to boss
How can it be she calls the shots
And makes my Mustang stop and kiss the ground?
I overheat at her red light
When she tells me "honey not tonight"
Dear GOD my hotrod's burnin' down!
How can this she fox treat me like a hound?

She's like a stoplight and a go light and a "I don't know light"
When she's green she's really into me.
With my pedal to the metal I hope she don't turn yellow.
'Cause there's no way I can stop this screamin' machine

(bridge)

About the time I think all hope is gone…
She turns her little green light on.
Oh my God how can this be?
Please Help Me Find My Lost Car Keys!

She's like a stoplight and a go light and a "I don't know light"
When she's green she's really into me. (Yee Haa)
She's like a stoplight and a go light and a "Huh A YELLOW Light?"
("no way baby")
There's no way I can stop this screamin' machine.
("that's not fair darlin")
There's no way I can stop this screamin' machine
She's like a stoplight and a go light!

© Copyright 2006 Rex Bernard P.O. Box 1586 Norman OK 73070

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Produced and recorded by Stacy Hogan and his crew at www.awritersparadise.com
Mike Lusk did the vocals.
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