My wife will tell
you that I hate
to stand in lines. We have walked out of
restaurants and
amusement
parks because I
refused to stand in line.
NOW...I am a professional line stander/standee.
(I have yet to figure out the difference)
I have stood in lines at every major airport in this nation, and many regional airports. One Thing I Have Learned...
CHILL OUT!
If I get upset...It Only Gets WORSE!

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I'm Standin' In The Airport Line

I'm Standin' In The Airport Line
Amazingly I'm Feelin' Fine
You Won't Hear Me Complain
'Cause I'm Not Out In The Rain
In The Freezin' Cold And Ice

I'm Standin' In The Airport Line
With This Little Bag Of Mine
I'm Startin' Out The Day
Flyin' Up Up And Away
So I'm Standin' In The Airport Line

I'll Take Off My Shoes...Whatever I Must Do
Walk Me Through And See If I Beep
Check Me Out n' Pat Me Down n' Wave Your Little Wand Around
I'll Stand Here In My Sock Feet

I'm Standin' In The Airport Line
For Me It's Not A Waste Of Time
I'll Soon Be On My Way
Flyin' High Above The Fray
'Cause I'm Standin In The Airport Line

(Interlude)

I'm Standin' In The Airport Line
Call Me Crazy But I'm Not Gonna Whine
I Won't Be Feelin' Blue
I'll Soon Be Goin' Through
'Cause I'm Standin' In The Airport Line

I'll Take Off My Shoes...Whatever I Must Do
Walk Me Through And See If I Beep
Check Me Out n' Pat Me Down n' Wave Your Little Wand Around
I'll Stand Here In My Sock Feet

I'm Standin' In The Airport Line
Amazingly I'm Feelin' Fine
I'll Soon Be On My Way
Flyin' High Above The Fray
'Cause I'm Standin In The Airport Line

I'll Soon Be On My Way
Flyin' High Above The Fray
'Cause I'm Standin' In The Airport Line

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Another excellent production by Stacy Hogan at www.awritersparadise.com with:
Mike Lusk on the vocals and
Vic Lawson on the steel.
Great Job Guys!