--- What's Left Of Rex Bernard ---

I'm hoping you came to my site to check out the songs...However if you really want to know something about me, I'll give you some choices to choose from so as not to bore you with too many details.

Choice # 1 --- The Absolutely Shortest Version
I was born...I lived...I suffered...I'm not dead yet.

Choice # 2 --- A Very Short Version
I was born in Oklahoma... Got named Rex Bernard after my grandpa... Grew up in Oklahoma... Married a cute, skinny, brunette girl from Oklahoma... Had some kids... Worked in Oklahoma and other places...Suffered in Oklahoma...Still not dead yet.

Choice # 3 --- Short Version
I was the firstborn in my family... Started singing and whistling my first tunes in the backyard swing imagining myself to be a great star... Grew up... Fell in love with various girls in junior high and highschool... Got dumped... Suffered... Kept trying... Met the cute, skinny, brunette... Married her...Did construction contracting... Lived happily ever after for a while... Wrote some songs...Had six kids... Suffered...Wrote more songs...Got gray headed...Still not dead yet.

Choice # 4 --- Long Version
Starting with the cute, skinny, brunette...Robbed her from her mother's cradle...Took her away to West Texas for six months...She and her parents suffered...We bonded...Lived happily before kids...Had first daughter... Wrote Songs...Worked Construction Contracting...Had second daughter...Had third daughter...Had fourth daughter...Had fifth daughter...Quit praying for a son...Lost hope...One last ditch effort for a boy...GOT HIM...Suffered along with the poor, cute, skinny, wornout brunette. Wrote more songs...Wrote happy songs on good days...Wrote sad songs on bad days...Switched to construction consulting...Worked in 44 states... Got old according to the kids... Stayed married...Turned fifty...Life began again...Started taking the cute, skinny hair-colored brunette dancing on Saturday nights. Quit Cokes...Ate oatmeal...Started drinking a little wine...Wrote more songs...Loosened Up...Mellowed out...Even still, not dead yet!

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